To: Republican National Convention Committee:
Having just watched your recently concluded Tuesday night session, I noticed that there were no signs anywhere that had the word "Republican" on them.
I imagine that someone must have done a lot of work to get these made not to mention getting them properly placed so the TV cameras can pick them up at all times. So I hope that you catch the people that made off with them and can have them back up in their proper spot before the end of the convention.
If you don't catch the pranksters that did this, I hope you at least have some spares around.